Posted in Life, tagged ASS, Astoria on March 25, 2008 | No Comments »
I rolled into town yesterday before five; just in time to see my dad trek out of the woods where he has been chopping wood. This particular tree he set out to conquer (fallen during the big storm) ”chopped like butter.” Well said Dad, well said. Having his personal bartendress home is always a treat and I [...]
Posted in Life, tagged ASS, Astoria, Pics, Trash on March 21, 2008 | No Comments »
I got a phone call from Big ASS today…
…wanting the scoop on the whole Trasholla/Nathan thing.
I really have none to give but am curious about this apparent “Shit Storm”
the emerging of this rumor has given birth to.
I must admit, maybe it would be best if I didn’t go home this Spring break.
There might be a bounty [...]
Posted in Life, tagged ASS, Astoria, Kelsey, Pics, Trash on March 12, 2008 | No Comments »
… about not being able to go home again.
I rolled into town 6:30ish last Tuesday evening; just in time for catch up with mom and dad before I went and met up with three amazing pieces of ASS. Zetty’s husband Nims cooked a delicious Dijon Garlic Pork Loin– emphasis on the GARLIC, which meant my [...]
Posted in Life, tagged ASS, Pics, Sallie Joe, Wedding, Zetty on March 11, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Steph, Kate and I had the pleasure of being bridesmaids
in take two of Zetty marries Nims.
We did it with style,
and grace,
a whole lot of champagne…
and not quite as much class as we probably should have ;)
Regardless of how drunk gleafully intoxicated we were that glorious day,
the bride and groom
will still recall that Dana
was the most embarrassing [...]
Posted in Life, tagged ASS, Coffee Girl, Fort George Brewery, Pictures, Zetty on February 14, 2008 | 2 Comments »
… When I wrote to my dear friend Sallie Joe Crabby Pants a letter and talked about our friend Zetty’s elopement and wedding? Well, I did and you can read about it if you don’t actually remember or if you are new to the Granny Panties Station (in that case, Welcome!)
As fate would have it, my [...]
Posted in Life, tagged ASS, photos, Sallie Joe, Zetty on February 8, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Remember that night we all drank too much champagne in mourning celebration of Zetty’s pending elopement to the ever classy city of sin? You know, before we had to be bridesmaids in Zetty and Nims Get Hitched Part Deux where each of us oh-so-gracefully fulfilled out duties as (drunken) bridesmaids with The Cousin and Brother Wesley? Though the memory [...]
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